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WALKING THE DOGAgar aapne kutta paala hai toh usko ghumaane bhi le jaana padta hoga, hai naa? Toh aisa kijiye, usey treadmill par hi ghuma diya kijiye. Uski exercise bhi ho jayegi. Aur har roz aapke 15 se 20 minute bach jayenge. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
VEGGIELauki…Karela…kadduu…inn sabziyan mein taste toh nahi hai, par yeh apka time zarur bacha sakti hain. Arey bhai aisi sabzi bane toh kaun maze le le kar, araam-araam se khana khayega? Toh aap hafte mein kam se kam ek baar aisi koi sabzi banwaayein aur apne 5 se 6 minute tak bachayein. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
TIPAgar aapko hotel mein khana khane ka shauk hai toh order dene se pahle hi waiter ko tip de deejiye. Fatafat service milegi aur mahine mein aapke kam se kam 3 ghante se lekar 8 ghante tak bach jaayenge. aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
SHERDoor se dekha toh kaala bandar tha....door se dekha toh kaala bandar tha...
Arey bhai ‘misrey’ ko baar-baar padh ke apna aur sher sun ne waalon ka time kyun waste kartey hain? Seedhe-seedhe sher padhiye aur har ghazal par 2 minute tak bachaiye. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
SHAVE UR HEADBhaisaab...aap ek kaam keejiye...sar ghutwa leejiye...na kangha karne ki zaroorat rahegi, na shampoo aur gel lagane ka jhanjhat...yaani mahine mein aapke kam se kam 3 se lekar 5 ghante tak shartiya bach jaayenge... aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
SHAKING LEGKya aapke pati ko pair hilaane ki aadat hai? Toh bachche ke paalne ki dor unke pair se baandh deejiye. Iss tarah aap roz kam se kam 20 minute bacha sakti hain. aapka roz kam se kam aadha ghanta bach jaayega. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
PRISONERSBaahar aapka chaal-chalan kaisa bhi ho, agar aap jail jaayein, toh aapna chaal chalan achcha rakhein. Ho sakta hai sarkar aapse khush hokar aapki saza kam kar de. Iss tarah aapki zindagi ke kam se kam do-teen keemti saal bach jayenge. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
POLITEKisi ka dil rakhne ke liye, suna hua joke dobara na sune. Poora sun-ne se pahle hi bol dein ki ‘ye wala suna hua hai.’ Aisa karke aap saal mein kam se kam 10 minute se lekar aadha ghanta tak bacha sakte hain. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
PHOOL“Sheela loves me, Sheela loves me not!” Agar aap ko phool ki pattiyan tod-tod kar apni premikaayon ke prem ka parikshan karna hi hai toh koi chota, 3-4 pattiyon wala, phool chunein. Genda ya dahaliya chun ne ki galti na karein. Iss se har saal aapke kam se kam 4-5 minute bach jayenge. Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
PAGAL KUTTAJab bhi aapko koi pagal kutta daudaye, toh idhar-udhar bhagne ke bajaye seedha hospital ki disha mein bhagiye. Toh agar kutta se nahi bach paye toh koi baat nahi. Kam se hospital pahunchane mein aapka time toh bach jayega! Aur agar aapko aur bhi zyada waqt bachana hai toh, jab bhi furniture banwaayein, Fevicol SPEEDX se hi judwaayein...kyonki Fevicol Speedx deta hai wohi mazboot jod..fatafat!
