Good day mr Dahl.
Please pay attention, we have much to do and not much time.
Turn now and look out of your window.
You will see a large raccoon.
Please disregard the raccoon and turn back to your computer.
Hold down the windows key and press L.
Your computer is now locked and their can be no shenanigans while you are out.
You need to go outside and get into your car, but through the passenger side door.
Climb into the driver seat and start the car with your left hand.
Drive to the nearest shop that sells snus and purchase exactly 314 krones worth.
This is an essential detail.
Return home at this time.
You will notice the raccoon is sitting in your drive way.
Listen to me very carefully Marius, do not harm the raccoon it is your ally.
Hide the snus inside cyd's computer case and return to your computer.
You will notice everything is pink, do not be alarmed.
This is to be expected.
It is imperative to your continued survival that you uninstall DotA 2 at this point.
You are pretty aweful at it anyway.
Now, open up a blank notepad and answer this question, typing with your nose.
Do you even lift?
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