Spent 2002-2008 getting to know race cars in Suffolk, NY. Spent high school summers marketing Uno in Orlando, FL. My current pet project is writing about trumpets in Gainesville, FL. Gifted in writing about easy-bake-ovens in New York, NY. My current pet project is buying and selling human brains in Washington, DC. Spoke at an international conference about donating Elvis Presley in Miami, FL.