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Today we field a question from Ostobono Borsolios Bonsoros: â€œHow does The Bearded Man party all the time? Doesnâ€™t he have to worry about mundane shit like taxes, his 401k, and so on??â€ Well Mr. Bonsoros, a representative from The Bearded Manâ€™s ultra swagged out clothing/tobacco line had this to say: â€œThe Bearded Manâ€™s brand is all about engaging today's youth. We understand that young people are the key to cigarette sales, and thatâ€™s why weâ€™ve portrayed The Bearded Man as a rugged, tough, anything goes kind of brand ambassador. Heâ€™s the kind of guy that when you read about his adventures, you just wanna light up a Bearded Brand Cigarette (TM) and cool off in the fine summer breeze. Taxes? Never heard of them. Responsibilities? Not one. Weâ€™re selling a lifestyle brand, and we wonâ€™t rest until every kid has a smoke-stained beard.â€ Wow. Tough answer. Maybe next time, Ostobono, consider asking a marketing representative instead of one of The Bearded Manâ€™s many billion-dollar lobbyists. Sorry if the bitter truth hurts youâ€¦ For what itâ€™s worth, spokespeople from teams Shaparder & LRX said: â€œWe in no way endorse this message, and frankly weâ€™re *shocked* by its offensive nature. But we do love the record label, so we guess itâ€™s ok this time... But youâ€™re on thin ice TBM!!!!â€ FYI, The Bearded Brand Vodka is coming out soon so stay tuned!
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