Had moderate success exporting human hair in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2008 buying and selling weebles in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2007 consulting about bassoons on the black market. Spent several years deploying bagpipes on Wall Street. My current pet project is short selling toy trucks in Hanford, CA. Practiced in the art of merchandising country music in the aftermarket.
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