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SH Bouake May 14 (Compilation) (edit)Background: Dr Mike decides to Safari the same Oga (Mr Kujo) for a third time: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2054345#2054345 Kujo’s Gold Lad (Mr Johnson) is despatched to S@fari Hotel Bouake, Cote d’Ivoire. Geoffrey, Manager of SH Bouake agrees with Kujo that he will have his Deputy Mr Randy drive down to collect Mr Johnson from Abidjan and bring him safely to the Hotel. Inexplicably, the pick-up fails and Johnson is left to pay for a Hotel room that night and the next morning make his own way hundreds of miles north to Bouake. On arrival, Johnson is subjected to days of torment and utter misery, wandering the streets in a country where he does not speak the language, squandering almost all of his remaining money on fruitless wild goose chases in taxis, food, and water.
Ready? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the cream of the phone calls, edited down into one track:.
Gunshot in Abidjan (Compilation) (Edit with Music) (Cens)THE SCENE.
1. After 5 miserable days of travelling and on the streets of Bouake, Johnson has returned to Abidjan on his way out of Cote d’Ivoire.
2. Geoffrey has agreed to drive down to Abidjan with his Deputy Mr Randy, meet Johnson at the Novotel and give him the large sum of cash representing 50% of the price of the Gold.
3. In return, Johnson will hand Geoffrey a small 5g sample of Gold dust for assaying.
4. In Sweden, the Mugu Mr Alois, and in South Africa, the Oga Mr Kujo, each look on with increasing concern.
Here it is: Hours of audio, edited down to a single, fun 30 min episode. Enjoy!
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2 very angry Lads.
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