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Family Reunion [v.6 (vox K) Mix 2.2] (de…mo)

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Now Grandpa’s climbed the oak tree -
He’s pushing eighty-three.
His Momma hates his new wife,
That thieving great-grand niece.

And Cindy’s on probation -
The guards all thought she was hot.
She had her twins at Walmart,
While workin’ the parking lot.

And Uncle Ben’s a woman -
He used to be a man.
He liked his new-bought thingies,
Until the mammogram.

Now Davey’s making millions,
And seems to have too much fun.
This year he brought his luggage,
Plane tickets and an unmarked gun.

But it’s the… family reunion;
we hate it but we’re all kin.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion,
We’ll stuff ourselves once again.
Now it’s the… family reunion;
It’s living and births and death.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion;
And just a few are due to meth.

Now Margaret’s got a new hip,
and Frankie’s got new knees.
And Randy talks about implants,
Viagra and E.D.

Now Andy lives the good life,
“Disabled” since he was young.
He charmed a lovely law judge,
But then her sister was much more fun.

But it’s the… family reunion;
we hate it but we’re all kin.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion,
We’ll stuff ourselves once again.
Now it’s the… family reunion;
It’s boogers and kids and snot.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion;
We wouldn't trade 'em for all we've got.

Now Grandma Momma's happy,
And and all of us are glad:
Her husband-cousin brought her
To meet her Uncle Dad.
And some believe in evolution,
Some in DNA.
And while it might be we’re evolving,
It’s… the wrong way!

But it’s the… family reunion;
We hate it but we’re all kin.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion,
We’ll stuff ourselves once again.
But it’s the… family reunion;
It’s babies and bikes and beer.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion;
It’s all the stuff that we hold dear.

Now it’s the… family reunion;
We can't believe it's been a year.
Yeah, it’s the… family reunion;
Lord, won’t you get me outta here!

© Emmett Daniel Clifford, 2016

Licence : All Rights Reserved


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